• me in the morning: i'm tired
  • me at school: i'm tired
  • me after school: i'm tired
  • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back????????

last day of school
  • other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
  • me: adios bitchachos

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram


jteezyyy:

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

LOL


im such a passionate fighter lol
  -  22 May 2012

  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.



whiteowl:

an exhausted artist